you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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