Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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