This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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