we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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