Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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