so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Randomize
