oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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