it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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