She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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