It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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