One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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