Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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