is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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