I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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