I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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