she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Randomize
