No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
