so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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