Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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