i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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