summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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