You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
