sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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