my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Randomize
