I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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