you guys were way drunker than both of me
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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