ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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