wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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