if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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