Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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