My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
