We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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