It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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