Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
