ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Success! We fucked roommates!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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