I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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