I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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