her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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