windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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