from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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