would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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