is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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