Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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