wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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