the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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