Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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