An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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