Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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