LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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