Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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