TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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