Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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