fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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