I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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