What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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