I am puke
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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